BRUH

reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

kiercetheveil:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

the quote made it

solongandtanksforallthefish:

In which the one and only Danny Sexbang receives a thousandth-degree burn.

solongandtanksforallthefish:

In which the one and only Danny Sexbang receives a thousandth-degree burn.

poyzn:

Animals that are really awesome.

dovaking27:


Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

dovaking27:

Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

“Beyoncé isn’t Beyoncé because she reads comments on the Internet. Beyoncé is in Ibiza, wearing a stomach necklace, walking hand in hand with her hot boyfriend. She’s going on the yacht and having a mimosa. She’s not reading shitty comments about herself on the Internet, and we shouldn’t either. I just think, Would Beyoncé be reading this? No, she would just delete it or somebody would delete it for her. What I really need to do is close the computer and then talk back to that voice and say, Fuck you. I don’t give a shit what you think. I’m Beyoncé. I’m going to Ibiza with Jay-Z now, fuck off. Being criticized is part of the job, but seeking it out isn’t. That’s our piece to let go.”
cielodorky:

buckymyhero:

unshaped:

fangirl221b:

I CAN’T CHOOSE A FAVORITE

are nazis from anime

are nuns cia or fbi

are nintendo developing a nuclear bomb

cielodorky:

buckymyhero:

unshaped:

fangirl221b:

I CAN’T CHOOSE A FAVORITE

are nazis from anime

are nuns cia or fbi

are nintendo developing a nuclear bomb

“The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.”

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

welp.

(via glimpseofgoldglitter)

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This is my most favorite post I have ever seen in the history of the world. 

(via sharipep)

umm..yeah.

(via thecoolintellectual)

postllimit:

i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so

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but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form 

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no thank you